Thursday, August 27, 2009

TMI Thursday...*Lickety Split*

I'm a new blogger and have found Lilu's TMI Thursdays to be pretty awesome!!

This is short, but good!

When my boyfriend and I started dating, he lived alone. We used to have sex everywhere. The kitchen, the living room, the stairs, hallways....everywhere. Not anymore....*SIGH*. That has nothing to do with the story.

One day, we were hanging out and things started getting hot and heavy. I was on top with my ass in the air(I don't remember if we were switching positions, or what). All of a sudden, I feel something licking.......MY ASSHOLE! I turn around and his adorable puppy was licking my ass.

I was shocked, embarassed, mortified...no words can describe.

I started screaming and he says, " What's the matter?". To which I replied, "Your dog licked my ass hole!".

He laughed and to this day thinks it's hilarious!!

8 comments:

GingerMandy said...

WOW.

just... wow.

that's some interspecies erotica right there.

LiLu said...

Um.

Gross.

Did he like it?

GROSS.

Continuous Changes said...

I was too embarassed to notice. It's a girl, so I think she's a puppy lesbian

Mb said...

Ew but hilarious. Welcome to TMI Thurs.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Silver lining time: at least the dog didn't yelp and run away.

XO, J said...

lol - omg - embarrassing! Welcome...oh and btw I would still be laughing about it too!

Stephanie said...

that's so funny! dogs don't care...she was checking you out and decided she liked how you smelled! it's so disturbing, yet so funny!

Ed Adams said...

Some women pay for that kind of service. That's doggone funny right there.